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Short Stories EP

by Judgmental Reinhold

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Last night was the last straw, maybe She just lost control Bruises and kisses, baby The former takes its toll She's made up her mind now, honey She has got to go Shot him down and took his money Let him bleed out slow Now she's on the run With her hand upon his gun And if you see her coming Maybe hide behind something The deputy's wife has finally had enough Good ol' boys, the law in this town But they don't mind their own The blindest eyes to what went down They'll reap what they have sown They're on her trail, they're on the hunt Their error becomes clear One by one, put them to the gun Now she's the law 'round here Now they're on the run By their own hand undone They would have seen it coming If they weren't so busy seeing nothing The deputy's wife is out for blood
2.
Another Day 04:51
She’s surrounded by the crowd And she’s never felt more alone They give strained condolences She responds in measured tones And their words become a hum And the hum becomes a drone And the drone becomes unbearable Though she never lets them know Someday, maybe, she’ll be fine But for now there’s only rage She would burn the whole thing down Just for another day The years go by, the drone remains Compels her to take the blame But the name that scars upon her arm Wards off the guilt and shame People say they understand She just smiles and walks away Meant well, or for appearances She’d burn them all the same
3.
The Tide 03:41
Letter in my inbox from my boss Saying happiness is just a choice Easy to say when you make 200 k But I’ve got pills that tell me the same thing One day The tide is gonna swallow me One day Is one day more than I can take One day The tide is gonna swallow me One day Another chance for me to break Family doesn’t want to make amends Friends all say they only want what’s best But they don’t even know me anymore Their lack of understanding, such a bore
4.
Jerry was a straight-laced Well-to-do god-fearing motherfucker Big man at CPAC Disowned kids and secret lovers Then one day, his mistress gave him Something nice that made him placid Little did he know, that sneaky minx Gave him a tab of acid Finally, Jerry saw The hate inside his heart How it poisoned everything he touched His marriage on the skids A bastard to his kids And don’t forget the world he fucked up Jerry had the secrets of the universe Revealed to him Dove into a clear, blue pool With lanes of knowledge yet to swim Love filled his being And he felt a profound empathy Then a great wave rose up Carried him back to reality And Jerry could have changed But what would he have gained Other than fulfilment and some pride? He kept being a dick He lost his wife and kids They’re counting down the days until he dies
5.
The Promise 06:27
Make time When you can’t take time Please just don’t waste mine We’ve got so little left Trust me There’s no need to impress me The love when you address me The love I’ve always kept Too long I hate it when you’re gone Don’t tell me to move on We aren’t done just yet Nowhere To go but I roam there I’ll make us a home there I won’t let you forget There’s a promise I made On your worst day of your life There’s a promise I made And I’ll hold it for all time Steady Come home when you’re ready I know that you’re dreading The hurt you left behind It’s better If we mend it together We’ll take on whatever Worries that we find

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Each of the five songs, as the title would suggest, are short stories, about revenge on corrupt law enforcement officials, the anger that accompanies loss, discontent in modern adult life, the cost of greed and selfishness, and love too stubborn to give up. The Short Stories EP is sometimes sad, sometimes funny, and sometimes true, but is always a triumph of the human spirit, some* might say.

All sales during the November 2021 Bandcamp Friday (11.05.2021) will be donated to The Middletown Racial Justice Coalition (www.middletownrjc.org). At least I'm pretty sure that's a Bandcamp Friday. If it isn't, the internet lied to me. Can you even imagine such a thing? Lies? On the internet? Anyway, they'll still get my cut for that day... which I know sounds really weird after sarcastically talking about internet lies, while on the internet. It doesn't look great. Even worse, THIS all looks sarcastic now, as well. But it's okay, because I already told a bunch of people and I don't want to get yelled at. I also want to do the right thing and keep my word and do the good thing I said I was going to do, but the getting yelled at part? Nope. No thanks. I'm not trying to get yelled at, because that is a yelling-at that people will go knives-out on. Plus, that shit follows you around. Then it's all "Oh, that Judgmental Reinhold, they're naught but full of lies and false promises." I don't need that kind of heat.

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released November 5, 2021

Lyrics and music by Will Arther

Published by William Arther

Photographs by Will Arther, Kate Arther, Rachel Gutekunst, Joshua Broekstra, and several unknown.

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Judgmental Reinhold is garage rock, but recorded in a small room, in a medium-sized apartment, by someone who sounds like maybe they’ve never played outside of that garage/small room, or perhaps a basement, where they practice infrequently. Like an alternate-timeline Jeff Tweedy who never really tried, except they're trying their best. ... more

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